Vdark 

A pro gamer who has 17 girlfriends.

Elsa: Vdark is a pro gamer
Hadrien: He carried me in bedwars

Vdark by CrackityRackity June 18, 2021

Vark 

When someone has curly hair and it makes their head look fat

Dood, check out that guys vark lol, lets give him abuse

That dude is so varkular

He suffers from varkulosis

Vark by deetothemuthhafukincee October 18, 2011

Alex Varkatzas 

Alex Varkatzas is the screamer for the band Atreyu.

"I feel it welling up inside and Robert Smith lied, boys do cry. and with blood tears in my eyes im an Anne Rice novel come to life..."

-Alex Varkatzas screams those lyrics.

Alex Varkatzas by xHaileyxVarkatzasx April 19, 2006

vark 

An uncicumcised penis.

Ur mom told me that BJ is a vark.

vark by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

Vdarded 

Well beyond full retard.

Little Jonny made many mistakes in his life, but this one was legendary. He was henceforth no longer special or fully retarded. He went well beyond and became permanently vdarded.

Vdarded by Chieftaint May 10, 2021

tard-vark 

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

tard-vark by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

varkoff

Is funny person but can be very disturbing at times also has a very small um.....d jk.....d

Varkoff is.....d

varkoff by its_m3_duh August 1, 2014