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A pro gamer who has 17 girlfriends.

Elsa: Vdark is a pro gamer
Hadrien: He carried me in bedwars

Vdark by CrackityRackity June 18, 2021

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Vark

When someone has curly hair and it makes their head look fat

Dood, check out that guys vark lol, lets give him abuse

That dude is so varkular

He suffers from varkulosis

Vark by deetothemuthhafukincee October 18, 2011

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Alex Varkatzas

Alex Varkatzas is the screamer for the band Atreyu.

"I feel it welling up inside and Robert Smith lied, boys do cry. and with blood tears in my eyes im an Anne Rice novel come to life..."

-Alex Varkatzas screams those lyrics.

Alex Varkatzas by xHaileyxVarkatzasx April 19, 2006

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vark

An uncicumcised penis.

Ur mom told me that BJ is a vark.

vark by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

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Vdarded

Well beyond full retard.

Little Jonny made many mistakes in his life, but this one was legendary. He was henceforth no longer special or fully retarded. He went well beyond and became permanently vdarded.

Vdarded by Chieftaint May 10, 2021

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tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

tard-vark by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

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varkoff

Is funny person but can be very disturbing at times also has a very small um.....d jk.....d

Varkoff is.....d

varkoff by its_m3_duh August 1, 2014

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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