varkans

Group of people who can be of any age but has the mentality and mindset of a 6 year old that goes around barking. Known for overhyping normal players that play for fc Barcelona and also known for blaming referees, presidents and var after defeats. One of the most childish and toxic fanbases in sports history.

He's probably a varkan for overhyping players that passes the ball 7 times coming from la masia.

Varkans are always shameless

by anonymous November 23, 2021

variansexual

One who is sexually/romantically attracted to Varian

"Did you know he was variansexual???"

"No??? I thought he was dead???"

by varianenthusiastfornow May 16, 2023

varkas

usually a street term, where i live in boston, it means homo, fag, or faggot

your so fucking varkas!

by tyrel johnson February 21, 2007

varkasaurus

1. Perhaps one of the most kickass dinosaurs ever to roam the earth. Varkasaurus feeds only on human faces and/or pride. Humans fear and even, rarely, worship this rare creature. Even now it roams the earth. Slightly larger than your modern lion and a cousin of the velociraptor and perhaps Jesus.
2. someone who is undeniably awesome or otherwise kickass.

(note: Varkasaurus is sometimes shortened to vark or even lengthened to be related to the aardvark )

1. Oh my god, he is such a varkasaurus.

2. The rare varkasarus has finally been captured on film. Details at eleven.

by undeadzombieface December 15, 2008