gaurd

A cloak-like garment which was usually worn by Early-Christian Priestly Writers.

Cyril and Methodius are likely to have worn gaurds due to the fact that they were active in the early Church during the Pax Romana.

by Nick G. April 28, 2005

Gaurd

Your dyslexic

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by et-ATK June 6, 2022

Gaurd Dogging

Having a three-some, but not letting the other man/woman join.

Mark was totally gaurd dogging me last night with Melanie.

by Gaurddogger May 8, 2016

the golden gaurd

the golden gaurd, (aka hunter wittebane) is the best character in the owl house. hes amazing. hes sad. and he is awesome

bro did you hear about the golden gaurd? yea hes amazing!!!!

by urchiniu April 25, 2022

cooch gaurd

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch gaurd right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

by Rose R. February 22, 2009

color gaurd

A portion of a marching band that does choreographed moves with a flag, rifle, sword, or misc. object.

The band got best overall general effect for their wonderful color gaurd.

by BLF September 8, 2005

Rat Gaurd

A piece of wax paper or sponge firmly secured to the underside of the scrotum during double penetration in order to avoid rubbing rat belly with the other guy in the double team.

Kelltron strapped on his wax paper rat gaurd before shoving his cock up the bar slut's ass so he wouldn't accidentally rub rat belly with The Fiss.

by Cous Cous August 19, 2008