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The particles of "air" that are omitted from your anal sphincter prior to emptying your bowels...NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FART!
Vapours simply seep out of your bottom without pushing.
"Hey Andy have you farted?"

"Nope but I do need a s**t"

"Aha...best you go park it then...your vapours are pure eggs man"
Vapours by BFREASH February 17, 2010
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caught the vapours 

Suddenly becoming infatuated with Someone because of their recent wealth.
she seems to have caught the vapours of joe millionaire
caught the vapours by Shaneo October 17, 2003

August Vapours 

when your fucking a girl from the back and you wipe your choda and then hold it over her nose while fucking her from the back
" Whats that smell?? its the august vapours hoe"

"yo i gave your mom the august vapours last nite..she loves baller dick"
August Vapours by ballin905 April 25, 2006

crud vapors 

Scotland's words for poo gas
"What do they call poo gas in Scotland?"
"Crud Vapors."
crud vapors by Sandwich Sam November 20, 2006

cranky vapors 

The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.
After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.
cranky vapors by nc2016 October 22, 2016

anthropomorphic vapour 

A substance in the gas phase at a temperature lower than its critical point but with distinct human characteristics, such as a face or free will.
Willo the wisp, the protagonist from the hit 80s animation of the same name is a classic example of anthropomorphic vapour.

Disciple of Vapour 

A musician who denies their own past musical ventures whether it be a former band or a feature in a song. Disciples of Vapour tend to change the subject at a moments notice, block any confrontation on the fact they made any music beyond their own personal solo projects.
"I made this song back in the day called '20 minutes we did it!' about my ex-girlfriend, I'm thinking about becoming a Disciple of Vapour"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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