Vapours

The particles of "air" that are omitted from your anal sphincter prior to emptying your bowels...NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FART!
Vapours simply seep out of your bottom without pushing.

"Hey Andy have you farted?"

"Nope but I do need a s**t"

"Aha...best you go park it then...your vapours are pure eggs man"

by BFREASH February 17, 2010

caught the vapours

Suddenly becoming infatuated with Someone because of their recent wealth.

she seems to have caught the vapours of joe millionaire

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

August Vapours

when your fucking a girl from the back and you wipe your choda and then hold it over her nose while fucking her from the back

" Whats that smell?? its the august vapours hoe"

"yo i gave your mom the august vapours last nite..she loves baller dick"

by ballin905 April 25, 2006

crud vapors

Scotland's words for poo gas

"What do they call poo gas in Scotland?"
"Crud Vapors."

by Sandwich Sam November 20, 2006

cranky vapors

The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.

After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.

by nc2016 October 22, 2016

anthropomorphic vapour

A substance in the gas phase at a temperature lower than its critical point but with distinct human characteristics, such as a face or free will.

Willo the wisp, the protagonist from the hit 80s animation of the same name is a classic example of anthropomorphic vapour.

by Professor John Frink January 9, 2013

Disciple of Vapour

A musician who denies their own past musical ventures whether it be a former band or a feature in a song. Disciples of Vapour tend to change the subject at a moments notice, block any confrontation on the fact they made any music beyond their own personal solo projects.

"I made this song back in the day called '20 minutes we did it!' about my ex-girlfriend, I'm thinking about becoming a Disciple of Vapour"

by The Real Dillon October 12, 2020