stony's definitions

Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Vanderpump

A vanderpump is a crap or diaria.

Also is lisa vanderpump (from the real housewives) last name.

"I gotta go take a vanderpump"

by stony March 31, 2012

Tobaggan

You're having sex at the top of the stairs and you push your partner and ride them down the stairs while continuing to have sex with them.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004

The Gummy Sue

Okay, well when a girl is about to give you dome, you punch out a ll of her teeth. Apparently it makes for a "smoother ride".

Disgusting stuff.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Rainbow Face

When eating out a girl, she has her period right in your face.

Dave got a rainbow face from Lauren.

by StONY June 10, 2003

Cowboy

You're banging a girl and you say, "Wow, I guess great sex runs in your family. But I think that you're sister/mother gave better head." Assuming that things go to plan, you're wench gets angry and tries to throw you off. Stay on as long as you can.. that's the fun.

Don't try this with manly women.. they get pissed.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Red Dragon

You cum in a girl's face, then give her a bloody nose.

That bitch bitched at me when I have her a Red Dragon. She needed a nose job, anyways.

by StONY January 25, 2004