stony's definitions

Irish Tuck

In an emergency situation when a guy pops a boner, tuck it up into the waist band of your pants to avaoid making it obvious that you can't control yourself.

"My sister bent over and her tit fell out so I had to pull and Irish Tuck so she wouldn't know I was a perv and checking out my sister." -Dave

by StONY July 29, 2003

The Gummy Sue

Okay, well when a girl is about to give you dome, you punch out a ll of her teeth. Apparently it makes for a "smoother ride".

Disgusting stuff.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Scuttle

You're titty fucking a girl reverse.. that is to say that your balls are hanging in her face.

I Scuttled her good!

by StONY January 25, 2004

The Dirty Rye

The best of both worlds. You're banging a girl in the pooper while she is making you a sandwich.

Fun stuff.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Red Dragon

You cum in a girl's face, then give her a bloody nose.

That bitch bitched at me when I have her a Red Dragon. She needed a nose job, anyways.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Cowboy

You're banging a girl and you say, "Wow, I guess great sex runs in your family. But I think that you're sister/mother gave better head." Assuming that things go to plan, you're wench gets angry and tries to throw you off. Stay on as long as you can.. that's the fun.

Don't try this with manly women.. they get pissed.

by StONY January 25, 2004