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Gooned
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To
castrate
one's self and
remove
their own
genitals
He gooned himself in
the pain
olympics
, now he's a
eunuch
Gooned
by
zer0ofTime
March 19, 2022
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Vanderpump
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A
septic
pump that is
used
to
suck up
shit.
"Hey
did you
see the new Vanderpump rules?" "No, why, did
the rules
change about
how much
shit these pumps can suck up?"
Vanderpump
by
zer0ofTime
November 3, 2021
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