Vanderlinde

Last name of someone who always has a plan and is very charismatic.

Dutch Vanderlinde always has a plan

by YourMomsCatsDog September 9, 2021

vanderlinde

A male whore.

That fat ass at the corner of the street must be a vanderlinde.

by Beardmonger III December 26, 2013

Markus Vanderlinde

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.

Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 4, 2020

VanderLie

Someone who seeks constant pity. Want people to feel sorry for their "terrible" life, but in reality they create their own problems, are attention whores, and habitual liars. Very bitter to be around.

She told me how her boyfriend was so ungrateful of her. Yet she cheated on him five different times the past summer with three different guys, and expects me to feel sorry. That girl ain't nothing but a VanderLie.

by Phatho May 17, 2017

Vanderblunder

The result of any action that is an exact opposite of the desired effect.

"Telling your wife what you really thought about her figure was quite a vanderblunder."

"Why did you send Bruce outside to fix the leak? He's just going to turn it into a vanderblunder."

by Fartgod August 30, 2011

Vanderland

A place of mystery, a place of wonder, a place of relaxation. Most people can't see Vanderland, and don't even know when they are there... Some say its alot like the Bermuda Triangle, 5 minutes in Vanderland is actually 2 hours...

Q: - Where did Mr. Arabia go?
A: - He said he would be back in 5 minutes, it's been 2 hours now...he must be in Vanderland.

by Justyn Credible February 22, 2008

Vanderlinden

A stupid ass old man that’s a perv and thinks he knows every thing. He also has a daughter that he fucks every day.

“Is that guy cool?”
“No he’s a Vanderlinden.”
“Oh makes sense.”

by mikeymousymousr October 15, 2019