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Markus Vanderlinde 

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.

Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

Markus Vanderlinde by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 4, 2020

Nick Rutledge

Very awesome, slick dude that has a massive cock with a length of 10.5 inches. He also has a strange addiction for chocolate milk

Girl: that guy has a massive cock and is drinking chocolate milk. Bet he's a Nick Rutledge

Nick Rutledge by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks September 1, 2017