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vanderlinde 

That fat ass at the corner of the street must be a vanderlinde.
vanderlinde by Beardmonger III December 26, 2013

Markus Vanderlinde 

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.
Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

VanderLie 

Someone who seeks constant pity. Want people to feel sorry for their "terrible" life, but in reality they create their own problems, are attention whores, and habitual liars. Very bitter to be around.
She told me how her boyfriend was so ungrateful of her. Yet she cheated on him five different times the past summer with three different guys, and expects me to feel sorry. That girl ain't nothing but a VanderLie.
VanderLie by Phatho May 17, 2017

Vanderblunder 

The result of any action that is an exact opposite of the desired effect.
"Telling your wife what you really thought about her figure was quite a vanderblunder."

"Why did you send Bruce outside to fix the leak? He's just going to turn it into a vanderblunder."
Vanderblunder by Fartgod August 30, 2011

Vanderland 

A place of mystery, a place of wonder, a place of relaxation. Most people can't see Vanderland, and don't even know when they are there... Some say its alot like the Bermuda Triangle, 5 minutes in Vanderland is actually 2 hours...
Q: - Where did Mr. Arabia go?
A: - He said he would be back in 5 minutes, it's been 2 hours now...he must be in Vanderland.
Vanderland by Justyn Credible February 22, 2008

Vanderlinden 

A stupid ass old man that’s a perv and thinks he knows every thing. He also has a daughter that he fucks every day.
“Is that guy cool?”
“No he’s a Vanderlinden.”
“Oh makes sense.”
Vanderlinden by mikeymousymousr October 15, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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