Vancouverite: "Where are you from?"
Person: "I'm from (insert any Canadian city here)."
Vancouverite: (aforementioned city) sucks!
Vancouver is SO awesome! WE KAYAK AND SKI AND
SMOKE POT AND OUR BUMS GET FREE
DRUGS AND EVERYONE'S RICH!
Person: "Er...okay..." *backs away slowly*
Vancouverite: Where are you going? I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW AWESOME LUONGO IS YET! Please like us!