To fit in with the residents of this fair city, a Vancouverite must acquire one or more
mercedes benz, year passes to Whistler-Blackcomb, and membership to the
local yacht club. Cannabis will be provided at your nearest safe injection site. White
people need not apply.
Convo between two
white Vancouverites:
"Damn those Vancouverites, all laughing at me because I drive a ford Taurus"
"Relax, they're just a bunch of FOBs with
parents working in China and not paying taxes"
"Sigh, it's not easy being white"
"Word up man. So, u wanna smoke some
weed?"
"Yeah, why not.."