Vancehole

One whose demeanor is smug, overbearing, or condescending in word, tone, or posture

“Wow. Did you see the vice president berate Volodymyr Zelenskyy at the press conference yesterday?”

“Yeah, man, he was being such a Vancehole.”

by bxt70 March 1, 2025

Vapehole

Vape-hole, one who Vapes like an asshole

That bro on the train vaping in everyone's face is a total vapehole

by Los Dude September 3, 2016

VARsehole

A professional footballer who is using the Video Assisted Ref system as an excuse to play act, dive, moan or just generally be a world class bellend.

Pepe was being a complete VARseholes in that Portugal v Iran game

by Refbot June 25, 2018

Lancehole

A "Lancehole" (noun, plural "Lanceholes") is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. Many Lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.

An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.

Passenger: "Hey man, you know you can speed up, right? You're doing 15mph in a 30mph zone."
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"

by astankytool June 29, 2017

vandehole

1. a type of growth that develops on the penis

2. a stereotypical white racist

3. a homeless mans semen

1. "You gotta get that vandehole fixed man, it makes you're thing look like a horse shoe!"

2. Hey it's a vandehole! I thought i smelled that mixture of b.o and horseshit..."

3. "hahaha that homeless guy just blew his load and covered his sandwich with his vandehole!"

by UMomma69 December 15, 2009

vallehole

n., blend of Vallejo + asshole, c.f. bridge-and-tunnel crowd
A resident of the outlying areas of the San Francisco Bay known for parading their unmuffled Harleys conspicuously around San Francisco when they invade the city for Giants games.

What's up with all the valleholes on Market Street? The Giants must have made the playoffs.

by JayMB August 20, 2012

Vanholer

A person who pulls off an awesome move reminiscent of the classic plot in action movies where a van stops right over a manhole, and the bank robber escapes through it via a hole cut into the floor of the van.

Dude, you should have seen his face, I totally pulled a vanholer on him!

by Charles Vanholer May 11, 2010