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vandershank
The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.
He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.
He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.
"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."
"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."
"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."
vandershank by crunk-juice September 5, 2008
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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