VanDerSmack 

A potentially deadly hit from an angry Dutchman.

Bill vandersmacked Bob this morning for showing up late to work. Tomorrow is Bob's funeral.

VanDerSmack by Im ready for the meat June 16, 2010

vandershank 

The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.

He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.

"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."

"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."

vandershank by crunk-juice September 5, 2008

Vandermark

To be useless, uninterested and basically not care in general.

"I'm totally going to Vandermark it today and say I'm going to the post office, when in actual fact I'm going home to masturbate"

Vandermark by BBDO October 2, 2012

vanderstank 

A new age corporate cult of discordian observance, suspected of brainwashing their employees and drinking their blood.

Improve your life in countless ways. Join the Vanderstank family today.

vanderstank by Vanderleaks Official May 2, 2017

Vandermark

To perform gay sex with multiple partners and disguise it as something work related

After all of that editing we did yesterday I'm having a hard time sitting down. I'm such a Vandermark.

Vandermark by BBDO October 3, 2012