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vandershank 

The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.

He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.
"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."

"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."
vandershank by crunk-juice September 5, 2008
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Vandermark

To be useless, uninterested and basically not care in general.
"I'm totally going to Vandermark it today and say I'm going to the post office, when in actual fact I'm going home to masturbate"
Vandermark by BBDO October 2, 2012

vanderstank 

A new age corporate cult of discordian observance, suspected of brainwashing their employees and drinking their blood.
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Vandermark

To perform gay sex with multiple partners and disguise it as something work related
After all of that editing we did yesterday I'm having a hard time sitting down. I'm such a Vandermark.
Vandermark by BBDO October 3, 2012

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
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