Van Candy
Van Candy by Jared Hershowitz June 24, 2010
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Candy Van Man
n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Candy Van Man by Delinger March 12, 2011
Related Words
Van Candy • candy van • free candy van • Candy Van Man • van • Van Halen • van gogh • Van Dykes • Van Go! • van buren
free candy van
free candy van by grundle debris December 3, 2007
Free candy van
A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.
Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
Free candy van by MR.IHAVESOMETHINGTOSHOW August 11, 2019
Candy Van
Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN
Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
Candy Van by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021
Candy van
When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!
Candy van by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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