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Dirty Old Man

A person with an extremely filthy and funny mind. They think about sex 90% of the time without being a sex offender or slut.

When someone is able to master the art of being a DOM he/she will become the King DOM to be the leader of all the DOMs around them.
Guy: Hey wanna eat a banana?

Girl: OMG Quit being a DOM!

Guy: I said eat a banana NOT eat my banana. Look who's the DOM here..

Girl: Giggle and stare at his cock
by Delinger May 30, 2011
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n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
by Delinger February 25, 2011
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n. 1. a word gay people use to insult straight people.

2. Someone that is not gay friendly/lame/unattractive/unable to dance.

Some gay friendly straight people in Sydney also use it as derogatory term to stop the gay bully behavior such as calling gay people faggot, the aim is to promote gay friendliness around the world.
Hetro Loser: Watch how those faggots dance.

Gay man: You mad cos I'm a hot dancer and you're a fat wall flower? You hetro loser!!

After being a jerk to the gay man this man is hitting on a girl.

Hetro loser: Hey hottie! Can I take you home tonight?

Straight Girl: Fuck off you hetro loser!!
by Delinger February 25, 2011
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1. Golden Gaytime is an iconic ice cream that was first released in 1960s in Australia. It is a toffee and vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate and wrapped in honeycomb biscuits, on a wooden pop-stick.

Its name has survived intact despite the possible homosexual connotations in modern decades.

The company appears to embrace the camp name by retaining the tagline from the 1980s, "It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own". In 2010, Streets launched the brand's first official website, featuring tools with humorous names like "Golden Gay Year" and "Instant Gaytimes".

2. A very happy time no homo
3. Very homosexual time
Phone Convo of lovers

GF: Hey baby, what you up to?

BF: Chilling with my homies, we’re having a golden gaytime. Pause, I mean it literally. We are eating golden gaytime ice cream and it makes us very happy.

GF: I'm going to visit my girls for a golden gaytime

BF: Wait, what kind of golden gaytime?

GF: Go figure.
by Delinger March 14, 2011
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n. 1. King of Dirty Old Men

2. Kingdom of Dirty Old Men

3. A DOM that encourage other man to transform from closet pervert to a proud DOM.

A man with the dirtiness that can out DOM the rest of the DOM. Basically the leader of all dirty old men. To be a King DOM you gotta be witty as well on top of plain dirtiness. He has to be able to crack dirty jokes subtly or straight up vulgar.

It can also be referred to as the circle of DOM, their kingdom.

Their activities includes but not limited to perving at females and male, thinking about sex all day, watching porn, making dirty jokes, masturbating, fucking, stealing women underwear as collections, butt pinching and whatever they can get.
Girl at backyard: My underwear are stolen again!

DOM: What a haul! We added lots of collections today!

King DOM: Well done guys, *rubbing the bra on his face* let's move on to the girl school next!
by Delinger February 25, 2011
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