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Vampirilingus 

The act of giving a cunnilingus to a menstruated woman.

Results from the junction of the words "vampire" and "cunnilingus".
I was with my period but my boyfriend didn´t mind giving me a vampirilingus.
Vampirilingus by Lolada August 17, 2010

vampirilicious

having the desired vampire-like quailities in abundance like immortality, style, beauty, poise, strength and irresistible allure.
robert pattinson is vampirilicious.

vampirilicious by roksi March 30, 2009

vampiric irrigation 

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.
Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.
vampiric irrigation by gs1994 March 2, 2009

Vampiric 

The tendency to be lazy and hate the sun.
person 1: "Oh my god, the sun is so bright! I think ill just go back to bed."

person 2: "Oh, please. . . stop being so vampiric and go to school."
Vampiric by Vita Mintoya February 1, 2010
A quality of a vampire.

Such as: awesomeness, coolness, a nibbler, HOTness, orrr freakin sexy teeth!
I'm sooo attracted to your vampirity!

You got me high on your vampirity.
vampirity by bodaciousweather March 26, 2009

Vampiric Suck And Fuck 

When you suck on someone's penis and then lightly bite it to draw blood and let the blood cover his cock and then he penetrates your anus and uses the blood as lubricant
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