Vampiric

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The tendency to be lazy and hate the sun.

person 1: "Oh my god, the sun is so bright! I think ill just go back to bed."

person 2: "Oh, please. . . stop being so vampiric and go to school."

Vampiric by Vita Mintoya February 1, 2010

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Vampiric

The art of being a whore for the purples in the online MMORPG World of Warcraft. Doing anything necessary and available to become "King Shit" in Arenas.

1.) Looks like hes pulling a "Vampiric" again.

Vampiric by Jason Durand November 8, 2007

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Vampiric

The art of being a whore for the purples in the online MMORPG World of Warcraft. Doing anything necessary and available to become "King Shit" in Arenas.

1.) Looks like hes pulling a "Vampiric" again.

Vampiric by Jason Durand November 8, 2007

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vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

vampiric irrigation by gs1994 March 2, 2009

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Vampiric Suck And Fuck

When you suck on someone's penis and then lightly bite it to draw blood and let the blood cover his cock and then he penetrates your anus and uses the blood as lubricant

Want a vampiric suck and fuck

Vampiric Suck And Fuck by TheKumquatKid January 13, 2021

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Vampiric Cunnilingus

The act of preforming oral sex on a memeber of the female gender, while she is on her period.

Guy 1: I just went down on my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Why is there blood all over your mouth?

Guy 1: It was Vampiric Cunnilingus

Vampiric Cunnilingus by Sgwaggle July 1, 2017

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Vampiric Appreciation

Vampiric Appreciation: When someone stays around you to suck the positive energy out of you while simultaneously creeping you out and ripping you off.

`Wow, she stole all their Facebook Art Posts, blocked them and posted it as their own.. Classic Vampiric Appreciation...` `Yeah, totally...

Vampiric Appreciation by Jay Springshare January 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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