1. A vampire that appears/has the physical form of a woman, however is not quite what she seems. Can often be decieving in the extreme, being her entire life is usually a fabricated lie and thus is constantly acting. Usually dresses either in Goth styling, or in normal fashions. Usually in the fashion of being a Vixen, she is a teasing, taunting creature who dares you to be with her, the epitome of dark femininity.
2. A female who is actually of the sanguinitic family of creatures, who are often shy or direct in some cases, and often are reputed to have high sexual drives. Often being loners, they sometimes seek companionship and are usually challenging to engage in any sexual activity with, the impediment being thier massively enhanced sensitivities to stimuli of all kinds. However, once one understand body language to a fine art, the enticement and following intruige into such creatures is often enhancing.
2. A female who is actually of the sanguinitic family of creatures, who are often shy or direct in some cases, and often are reputed to have high sexual drives. Often being loners, they sometimes seek companionship and are usually challenging to engage in any sexual activity with, the impediment being thier massively enhanced sensitivities to stimuli of all kinds. However, once one understand body language to a fine art, the enticement and following intruige into such creatures is often enhancing.
"The Vampiress walked with a perfect poise, a grace inhuman, looking into his eyes as she brushed her hand across his neck, he smiled at her, as did she to him, the flash of two points longer than her other teeth apparent, with perhaps the stain of lipstick upon the tips, perhaps not, as he lean in to kiss her, she turned and sauntered away, glancing over her shoulder, daring him to follow her into the darkest corner of the bar..."
by Yawrood May 24, 2009
Get the Vampiress mug.1. A female vampire, being one who survives by consuming the blood or psychic energy of a donor/victim.
2. A girl, usually of the gothic variety, who either practices vampirism, or looks vampiric.
2. A girl, usually of the gothic variety, who either practices vampirism, or looks vampiric.
Example 1:
Little did the traveler know that he was actually conversing with an infamous vampiress.
Example 2:
"Damn dude, did you see Jane. She looks like a total vampiress."
Little did the traveler know that he was actually conversing with an infamous vampiress.
Example 2:
"Damn dude, did you see Jane. She looks like a total vampiress."
by Galemir April 13, 2008
Get the vampiress mug.1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.
My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!
by Phuqit January 25, 2010
Get the Qi Vampire mug.Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.
When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.
When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.
by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011
Get the Value Vampire mug.Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits
by C. MURDER September 20, 2021
Get the Dick rider in the House of vampires mug.A Fluoride Vampire is one who refuses to remove their head from the sand. One who cannot wrap their tiny mind around proven facts, even when it is shown to them. Educating his/herself is not an option as they are perfectly content with remaining ignorant because of an infallibility complex which they suffer from, or perhaps it is simply a lack of intelligence and lack of a sense of humility. In short; a Fluoride Vampire is someone who is beyond help and engaging in prolonged discussions with said Fluoride Vampire should be avoided at all costs as to not become afflicted with Fluoride Vampire syndrome which usually leads to severe brain rot and overly passive behaviours such as agreeing to allow the police into their home without a search warrant as well as giving up other constitutional rights.
Fluoride Vampire #1: "The Police recently investigated themselves and found they were not guilty of any wrongdoing. They then cleared themselves of all charges. This proves without a shadow of a doubt that they are innocent, law-abiding citizens just like everyone else."
Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."
Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."
by Higzy Teflon May 23, 2013
Get the Fluoride Vampire mug.Any person, group of people, or organization that through their speech, writings, and/or actions are implicitly attempting to control, direct, and/or subjugate a woman’s inherent rights to the control of her body, her mind, her sexuality, and medical choices made between her and her doctor. Most of these Vaginal Vampire attacks are veiled in authoritarian religious dogma and conservative political rhetoric in an attempt to steal and control the power of the Womb and/ or Woman. This is accomplished through the demonizing of birth control, abortion, Planned Parenthood, the dumbing down and/or elimination of sexual education, the defining down of the violent crime of rape, the propagation of abstinence only, and the theft of a women’s rights of equality. The tactics employed to accomplish these goals run the gamut from intimidation, fear, propaganda, terror, violence, and murder/assassination.
"Luckily we're systematically stripping women of their rights. Abortion will be illegal in no time!" - Bill
"You're a vaginal vampire. You have no say in the discussion of a woman's choice." - Don
"You're a vaginal vampire. You have no say in the discussion of a woman's choice." - Don
by bort6 October 31, 2011
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