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A person who is very dark, unappealing, boring and a douchey little Twilight fan who won't shut up about the saga and wears everything having to do with the movie.
"Dude that freaking vampey keeps asking me for money to get a soda, like what the hell?!"
Vampey by J.1 May 11, 2010
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Drunk/Stoned. From slightly drunk/stoned to completely blacked out. Mostly used when someone has lost any usual abilities.
Die vent is volledig vampeta!
vampeta by Ghizsh June 1, 2014
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Vampette 

A fanbase belonging to The Vamps.
Bradley: (from The Vamps) We thank all of our Vampettes

Girl #1: I'm a Harmonizer
Girl #2 : I'm a Directioner
Girl #3 : I'm a Beliber
Girl #4 : I'm a Vampette
Vampette by OneDirectionVamps June 7, 2015
One who is perversely obsessed with young, pretty vampires as depicted in fiction, movies. The term originated from fans' obsession with the characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of novels. Usually refers to females ages 14 and up.

Can also be used as a derisive term.
OMG! I'm a total vamperv for Edward Cullen. He's so hot!

She's become a total vamperv. Maybe she'll stop blathering on if we replace her Anne Rice novels with the Bible or Jim Butcher books.
vamperv by Lillbet D. May 15, 2008
The old english way of spelling "Vampire." It's also the title of the first vampire story written in the english language; which was published in 1819. Seventy-nine years before the publication of Bram Stoker's vampire novel "Dracula."

During the year without summer (1816) in which Mary & Percy Shelly, Clair Clairmont, Lord Byron, and John Polidori were gathered at the Villa Diodati, Switzerland; Lord Byron suggested, on one night, that each should write a horror story.

During that night, Polidori began writing a short tale which would become the first vampire story ever written in the english language, titled: "The Vampyre."

It should also be noted that during that same night, Mary Shelley started working on a story which would later evolve into the famous novel "Frankenstein."
Polidori's story "The Vampyre" is a short story which was, at first, was falsely credited to Lord Byron. Nevertheless, it was later confirmed by Byron that the author was in fact John William Polidori (Lord Byron's physician).
Vampyre by jdavid10 June 23, 2011
Sexy or highly appealing, usually referring the darker, edgier fashion.
Sexy girls who wear heavy eyeliner are vampy.
vampy by JamiJaye October 14, 2007
the english version origin of vampire
vampire? vampyre? the true origin of all of them is Upir
vampyre by malficeus January 31, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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