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One who is perversely obsessed with young, pretty vampires as depicted in fiction, movies. The term originated from fans' obsession with the characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of novels. Usually refers to females ages 14 and up.

Can also be used as a derisive term.

OMG! I'm a total vamperv for Edward Cullen. He's so hot!

She's become a total vamperv. Maybe she'll stop blathering on if we replace her Anne Rice novels with the Bible or Jim Butcher books.

vamperv by Lillbet D. May 15, 2008

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vamperial

Having vampire like characteristics ...

The cross I purchased at hobby lobby looks a bit vamperial.

Bob Barker has a vamperial look about him.

vamperial by JULIE LISA RONNIE October 22, 2018

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vamperbate

an act of sexual release while reading and/or watching "vampire fiction"

"I dropped my popcorn while racing to the bathroom to vamperbate in the middle of Twilight: New Moon"

vamperbate by winstongoondog December 9, 2009

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vampernot

Like a human but only exactly, like a vampire only not at all

Ben was a vampernot in North Dakota he doesnt like blood only tequila.

vampernot by narly79 November 6, 2013

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vamper

the best person you can find online who has a huge penis

man vamper is awsome and his dick is huge

vamper by someone November 15, 2004

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Vamperno

A really fruity gay fruit. Especially when taken as a nickname.

That kid hassan used to be cool until he changed his name to Vamperno, now hes a fruit.

Vamperno by v-hater March 29, 2009

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vampereh

pussy slayer

“did you see vampereh today?”
“yeah, she just got finished ganging 8 men”

vampereh by vccyyuum June 9, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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