vampeta

Drunk/Stoned. From slightly drunk/stoned to completely blacked out. Mostly used when someone has lost any usual abilities.

Die vent is volledig vampeta!

vampeta by Ghizsh June 1, 2014

Vampette 

A fanbase belonging to The Vamps.

Bradley: (from The Vamps) We thank all of our Vampettes

Girl #1: I'm a Harmonizer
Girl #2 : I'm a Directioner
Girl #3 : I'm a Beliber
Girl #4 : I'm a Vampette

Vampette by OneDirectionVamps June 7, 2015

vamptard 

Persons on the periphery of the goth subculture claiming to be actual vampires but in reality being socially stunted rejects who claim the vampire aesthetic in order to build an elaborate social hierarchy around it. Often they believe they have psychic powers and they feed on the energy or "prana" of those around them, willing or not. Obese as often as not, but generally unattractive. Fake fangs abound. Fake accents too. Just be glad they're only having sex with each other.

Those vamptards over at the bar are licking my prana even as we speak; I can just feel it.

vamptard by Vulfshyrt December 9, 2008

Vamptastic 

Adjective describing something awesome, amazing, cool or fascinating having to do with vampires in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga.

DID YOU SEE THE NEW TWILIGHT TRAILER! Jasper looked vamptastic!

Vamptastic by Katiedid1023 August 13, 2008

Vapetard 

user of an electronic cigarette, especially one who "hotrods" or modifies their electronic cigarette to produce a stronger vapeing experience. considering that vapeing is inhaling unknown vaporized chemicals, the term can be used for any person using an electronic cigarette.

That Vapetard turned his e-cig into a dam fog machine.

Vapetard by oh well, whatever, nevermind October 13, 2015

Vamptard 

1. A Vampire who's behaving in a retarded way.
2. A retarded individual who has been turned into a Vampire, thus regenerating their brain cells.

The Vampire thought it was going to be overcast all day, so he left his sunbrella at home; he felt like a Vamptard.

Guy 1: I don't think Vampires can be mentally challenged.
Girl 1: Well, if a Vampire turns a retarded person, they'd become...
Guy 2: A Vamptarded person.

Vamptard by Blood Light August 23, 2010

Vampette 

A girl who is so obsessed with vampires she'll put in fake fangs and dress like one (choice of clothing depends on era from which the vampire subject of obsession is from.)

Carl: Did you see that cute goth chick on the corner?

James: That wasn't a goth, that was a vampette.

Vampette by leolightman October 6, 2010