vampeta
Drunk/Stoned. From slightly drunk/stoned to completely blacked out. Mostly used when someone has lost any usual abilities.
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Vampette
Bradley: (from The Vamps) We thank all of our Vampettes
Girl #1: I'm a Harmonizer
Girl #2 : I'm a Directioner
Girl #3 : I'm a Beliber
Girl #4 : I'm a Vampette
Girl #1: I'm a Harmonizer
Girl #2 : I'm a Directioner
Girl #3 : I'm a Beliber
Girl #4 : I'm a Vampette
Vampette by OneDirectionVamps June 7, 2015
Related Words
vampeta • Vampette • vamptard • Vampet • vamptaki • Vamptastic • Vapetard • vapetastic • Vamp Stamp • vape talk
vamptard
Persons on the periphery of the goth subculture claiming to be actual vampires but in reality being socially stunted rejects who claim the vampire aesthetic in order to build an elaborate social hierarchy around it. Often they believe they have psychic powers and they feed on the energy or "prana" of those around them, willing or not. Obese as often as not, but generally unattractive. Fake fangs abound. Fake accents too. Just be glad they're only having sex with each other.
Vamptastic
Adjective describing something awesome, amazing, cool or fascinating having to do with vampires in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga.
Vamptastic by Katiedid1023 August 13, 2008
Vapetard
user of an electronic cigarette, especially one who "hotrods" or modifies their electronic cigarette to produce a stronger vapeing experience. considering that vapeing is inhaling unknown vaporized chemicals, the term can be used for any person using an electronic cigarette.
Vapetard by oh well, whatever, nevermind October 13, 2015
Vamptard
1. A Vampire who's behaving in a retarded way.
2. A retarded individual who has been turned into a Vampire, thus regenerating their brain cells.
2. A retarded individual who has been turned into a Vampire, thus regenerating their brain cells.
The Vampire thought it was going to be overcast all day, so he left his sunbrella at home; he felt like a Vamptard.
Guy 1: I don't think Vampires can be mentally challenged.
Girl 1: Well, if a Vampire turns a retarded person, they'd become...
Guy 2: A Vamptarded person.
Guy 1: I don't think Vampires can be mentally challenged.
Girl 1: Well, if a Vampire turns a retarded person, they'd become...
Guy 2: A Vamptarded person.
Vamptard by Blood Light August 23, 2010
Vampette
A girl who is so obsessed with vampires she'll put in fake fangs and dress like one (choice of clothing depends on era from which the vampire subject of obsession is from.)
Carl: Did you see that cute goth chick on the corner?
James: That wasn't a goth, that was a vampette.
James: That wasn't a goth, that was a vampette.
Vampette by leolightman October 6, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026