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valmorphanize 

verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.
verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!
this means that you’re short but act tall, have an obsession with sudoku, and unironically listen to CORPSE. you also probably take three days to kill a cockroach and you fart a lot. you probably suck at twerking too
Bee: How do I twerk again?

Kiwi: That is so valcore of you.
valcore by armiwho? June 10, 2022

valmorphanize 

From the Movie "Team America World Police" A change in a vehicle's structure and function by pressing a red button.
OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now.
valmorphanize by [AE] Gremlin October 15, 2004

valmorification

noun, 1. the condition of having become different.
-see also valmorpharized.
-see also valmorphanized.
"The valmorification worked!"
-TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE
Valmire is a very beautiful girl, with light brown eyes and curly hair, nice personality and is very ambitious.

She is definitely the definition of perfection.
She’s so pretty, she’s a Valmire
Valmire by Good girl best girl November 23, 2021

valmorpharize 

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.
If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."
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