this means that you’re short but act tall, have an obsession with sudoku, and unironically listen to CORPSE. you also probably take three days to kill a cockroach and you fart a lot. you probably suck at twerking too
verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.
If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."