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A beastial man who can take down any thug in the hood. He is also very handsome and can make any girl fall in love with him.
"Im gonna call Valmir on you"
valmir by Warthogs April 12, 2016
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A very beautiful,smart and gorgeous woman that has a big heart.She is something special that you can never find. Never hurt her!She is a very thoughtful and careful person.Also known as a great mother.She loves very hard.
She is the most gorgeous woman i've ever seen!
Get a wife like Valmira. Unbelieveable..
valmira by xoxo_secret_girl November 22, 2021
Valmira is truly a beautiful soul. She is absolutely beautiful and an admirable person to have in your life. She is a real ride or die and sticks up for what she believes in. Does not tolerate fakeness and will call you out when you’re wrong. Girls tend to be jealous and hate on her because they can’t be someone like her. To have a girl like her in your life is a blessing and do not lose her.
She is just amazing. In every single way imaginable.

That’s how Valmira always is.
Valmira by Chicago_0318 August 26, 2022
val is a bright spirited woman who loves kids and will do anything for her kids she loves chips and pepsi she can be strict sometimes but on the inside she just wants people to be safe val is a brazilian woman who had a bad childhood and black men follow her she has a beutiful daughter and son val loves her sisters and brothers she will always be there for a kid when they need her her love is comforting and she work well with younger kids she is a fan of dogs and is a super califrahgalistic expialadocius person and if you have her as a girlfriend or wife keep her close to you and white men will hurt her so keep away bitches and fuck off people who will cheatg and hurt her
eli-omg is that your mom
ari-yeah
eli-she doesnt look like shes your mom
ari-but she is and she doesnt age at all yeah she is my mom valdirene
Valdirene by THEDOGLOVER!@#$% May 18, 2021
He's a white n*gga who can use the n-word and destroys everyone
Valmir (Saucy) says something: (please sniff my boobs) , (let me suck your d*ck)
Valmir by Niggawithbigballs February 20, 2021
A very,beautiful,smart and hot woman.A special person that not every one gets to have in their lives.She is a thoughtful and careful person.Has been through a lot but never lost her hope and her beautiful smile!Not everyone can be as strong as her. She is just perfect.
You will never be able to find a better woman than Valmira.Be greatful if you have a Valmira in your life.
valmira by xoxo_secret_girl November 22, 2021
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