valmorpharize 

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.

If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."

valmorpharize by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

valmorpharize 

to change from somthing very sweet, to somthing much sweeter. There is a big red button labled this in all of the vehichles in team america world police that when pushed make that vehichle sweeter and changes it from a water, air , or land vehichle.

Baxter hit the valmorpharize button on the limo and it turned into an even sweeter airplane.

Gary valmorharized his jet into a sumbarin in about 2 seconds

valmorpharize by Garrett S May 21, 2005

valmorphanize 

verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.

verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!

valmorphanize by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 28, 2005

valmorphanize 

From the Movie "Team America World Police" A change in a vehicle's structure and function by pressing a red button.

OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now.

valmorphanize by [AE] Gremlin October 15, 2004

valmorphanize 

Applies to facial changes as well as vehical and other transformations.

"OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now."

OR

"We'll have your face valmorphanized to look like a terrorist so you can infiltrate there camp"

valmorphanize by jolt January 3, 2005

Valmorphicize

When a being turns into something extraordinary by yelling a special word or phrase.

Prince Adam valmorphicizes into He-Man when he yells "BY THE POWERS OF GREYSKULL!". His kitty cat also becomes BattleCat.

Yan yelled "POOKADJINNINNI!!!" and valmorphicized, then destroyed Chris (who cannot valmorphicize) with his newfound power.

Valmorphicize by Pookadjinninni January 20, 2009