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the best girl you will ever find. Has the best booty and boobs you have ever seen, and gives head like a champion. If something pisses her off she will be super offended but still loving and caring for all her friends and those she loves
Oh my god i am so in love with Valesca. She is perfection
Valesca by Vuiuh6ü June 2, 2018
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Wonderful, beautiful stunning woman who loves with all her heart and hates with everything shes got, you dont want to stuff this woman up or she will curse you.!!
Valeska wont be happy you better fix it now
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Valencat's Day 

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.
While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.
Valencat's Day by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013
Valeska is a very stunning and beautiful girl and anyone is lucky to have a valeska in their life and she is the best girl ever
Valeska is my baby girl
Valeska by Ricardo Herrera November 19, 2019

Jerome Valeska 

Fan-favorite character from Fox's hit TV-series, Gotham, a show that dramatizes the origin stories of all the DC characters within the titular cursed city. Jerome's origin story is the precursor to Batman's most infamous villain ever, the Joker.

Jerome Valeska is the 18-year-old red-headed son of a snake-charmer from a cheap traveling circus. After years of drunken physical and emotional abuse from his mother and her various sexual partners, as well as years of being told to be responsible and clean up after hypocritical lowlifes, he had had enough. He murdered his mother with an axe and covered it up without any empathy. After the revelation that his real father, a blind old fortune teller, had been there knowing of the abuse the whole time, he erupted in laughter at the total joke his whole life was.

From then on out, he became like the Joker in every sense except in name. He is narcissistic, sadistic, cynical, and even misogynistic, and murders indiscriminately for fun. He is also charming, snakelike, and is a charismatic showman, with unpredictable mood swings and a wide range of facial expressions. He enthusiastically uses these as tactics to make people uncomfortable and terrified, yet also unable to look away. He tends to get bored, but he hates being ignored. Bruce Wayne is the only one besides his own parents that he's truly obsessed over.
Jerome Valeska is the best Joker
Jerome Valeska by 321anasiH July 1, 2017
a very beautiful, lovely, smart, brown-skinned young lady; often called mean; doesn't care about what others think; loves her hubby lil wayne;;
Valesha says:
I take 3 L's to the head; Love. Live. Life. And I'm dead.
Love me or hate me; I promise it won't make me or break me!
Valesha by -pyt- May 19, 2008
Vanesca is the most beautiful, amazing, loveable girl in the world. She will always make you feel important. She never fails to make your day better every time you see her. She is so mature and understanding you'll question yourself if you even deserve her. She is the kind of person you don't want to lose ever.
Hi Vanesca, Ily din po.
Vanesca by babymows October 21, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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