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A girl that’s known for being creepy/crazy as hell. If you ever come across a Valessa, run. She has a got complex and will stare at you intensely.
Person 1: dude the girl that was staring at me at lunch was kinda cute.
Person 2: dude, that was Valessa. She’s bat shit crazy. Never ever call her cute ever again.
Valessa by lililiyabbay November 24, 2021

vanessasexual 

Vanessasexual is when you’re heterosexual but gay for Vanessa Morgan and only Vanessa Morgan.
Girl 1: omg did you see saskias new Vanessa edit?
Girl 2: yes it made me Vanessasexual
vanessa is a female name, and in greek is means ‘butterfly’. vanessas are beautiful and strong, and most importantly always stay tough on the inside. no matter what, they will fight until the ends of the earth for their best friends, too. they are very positive, and shy at first. however, once you get to know them, you’ll find out that theyre extremely adventurous and lovable. it’s always a plus to have a vanessa in ur life!
vanessa is MY best friend, and I wouldn’t trade her for the world!
vanessa by basketballsoccer21 November 26, 2017

vanessa. 

The most amazing girl u will ever meet. Has an amazing smile. Beautiful eyes. And a charismatic personality.she will never fail to make u smile and she has an amazing body. God took his sweet time on her. She just makes u wanna go.. mmmmm mm mm m.

Dirty Vanessa 

Is that woman who can take your man but doesn’t want to, takes care of her own, beautiful yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10
You need a dirty Vanessa in your life.
Vanessa: A girl who is overlooked by others, someone who is very special but is much too often taken for granted. An amazing girl who is incredibly beautiful on the inside and out. A person who is extremely sensitive, even in a comfortable environment. Although very friendly and sociable, Vanessa can be shy and apprehensive. A person who comes once in a lifetime, that will change who you are as a person forever. Someone who you should never let go, if you do you will regret it. She loves to sing, eat, and laugh. Her soulmate will be someone that shes had a past with and came back in her life, Vanessa is described as a simple word such as beauty.
Vanessa is Like A Flower Freshly Cut From A Garden
vanessa by NameEdits November 27, 2012
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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