Valar D

Some rando... he aight.

Also someone's daddy. Possibly Uncle. Possibly grandpa. ........ He gets around.

One day I was talking to Valar D, and he told me about his family. It sounded like a Jerry Springer episode.

Valar D by toastie724 November 18, 2017

valar dohaeris 

"Valar Dohaeris" is the third season premiere of the HBO fantasy television series Game of Thrones. Valar dohaeris means "all men must serve" in High Valyrian. It is the traditional response to the greeting, "Valar Morghulis."

"Valar Morghulis"
"Valar Dohaeris"

valar dohaeris by 182trash December 2, 2014

Valary DiBenedetto 

Valary Renee DiBenedetto is the gorgeous and talented girlfriend of Matt Shadows(Avenged Sevenfold). She has a twin named Michelle Louise who is dating Avenged Sevenfold's amazing guitarist, Synyster Gates. Val was formerly A7X's tour manager until they signed with Warner Brothers. Val and Matt have been dating for reportedly 13 years and also are said to both wear promise rings. She was given the nickname 'Screaming Demon Girl' after she performed the additional screams on 'The Art of Subconscious Illusion' which was on Avenged Sevenfold's first album, "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet". Val is currently attending college for acting and modeling, with experience in both categories as she has modeled for clothing lines and has a small role in a movie called "Erased". She has a great sense of humor and a kind heart. No one can take her place so all you little slutty fans, don't even try!

Valary DiBenedetto and Matt Sanders are one gorgeous couple!

Valary DiBenedetto by KTREX May 22, 2007

dirty darth vadar 

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

dirty darth vadar by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Darth Vadar 

A former jedi knight named Anakin Skywalker, Anakin fell to the dark side in Revenge Of The Sith, and was defeated by his former master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. In Return of the Jedi, Darth Vadar through the sith lord, Emperor Palpatine, down one of the main reactors that held up the second death star.

Darth Vadar cut off his son, Luke Skywalker's hand.

Darth Vadar by yeeter98 March 8, 2020

Darth Vadar 

Some crazy emo robot who claims to be Luke Skywalker's father. He's from outer space and kills any mofo who looks at him the wrong way.

Darth Vadar killed my mother because she called him Betty.

Darth Vadar by Dr. Semore Butts III October 19, 2010