Definitions by toastie724

Valar D

Some rando... he aight.

Also someone's daddy. Possibly Uncle. Possibly grandpa. ........ He gets around.

One day I was talking to Valar D, and he told me about his family. It sounded like a Jerry Springer episode.

Valar D by toastie724 November 18, 2017

Kelpy 

Sometimes crispy. Sometimes moist. Either way she has a bazillion and one daddies.

See Also : Sea Cabbage

I want someone to buy me things..

So become a kelpy!

Kelpy by toastie724 November 17, 2017

Esperhand 

This regal bitch. NOT ONLY does she run the show with a bush full of roses but she does it in a way that makes you say 'Hm, for an old lady I'd still smash'.

Also known as Lady Olenna.

My grandmother is such an esperhand. She gets all the boys in her rose garden.

Esperhand by toastie724 November 14, 2017

Dirty Toastie

That one girl who is so hot that you can't help but want to bone. She's practically on fire. But she's also a huge ho. She's probably sent you nudes and has sexted you a couple of times.

Man, that Sam... She's one dirty toastie.

Dirty Toastie by toastie724 November 12, 2017

the high sparrow 

Above all beings he watches over everything. Meticulously planning his moves and executing them with his long dick of the law. Don't fuck with his server settings or you'll face his wrath.

Also known for a glorious beard and a face to sit on.

Have you heard about The High Sparrow? He's not to be fucked with, but you'll want to fuck him.

the high sparrow by toastie724 November 12, 2017