Vajona

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If your friends name is Jon and acts like a pussy, He's a Vajona.

"Hey Jon want to go for a run?"

"Sorry I cant, Im doing Sauna Yoga after I harvest my garden."

"My God youre such a Vajona."

Vajona by Jimmy the toolbox August 17, 2012

Words you can keep

vajona

vagina but with pizzaz

Ugh, you're like a broken vagina. You're a vajona!

vajona by laviticus bitchicus February 10, 2019

Related Words

vajonas • Vajonathan • vajoina • vagona • Vajongo • Vatonage • vjona • vabona • Vadona • vadonacons

Vajoma

When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.

Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.

Vajoma by Faster Redhead January 21, 2016

Vatonage

To reawken light that has been submerged in darkness.

God is the only one that can vatonage the best.

Vatonage by Emily Jean Drago October 9, 2011

Vajonathan

A name for the female anatomy.

I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?

Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010

Vajongo

The act of playing bongo on your vaginal region

Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???

Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich

Vajongo by frootles February 7, 2012

vajoina

Originated from Baseketball when Coop (Trey Parker) when his team was playing the gay team.

Then later, little Joey (the cancer boy) asks what it is.

Coop: Vajoina! releases Squeak as Watson misses his shot. Boos from the fans and the cheerleaders as an ump comes in and throws down a flag on the play Uh... No, that wasn't a gay joke, that was an Australian joke. Aw, aww!

Joey: Wow. I watched all your road games. Your psych-outs are the best.
Coop: Thanks dude. Hehuh...
Joey: Coop, what's a vajoina?
Coop: Uh... So uh, what seems to be the problem... with you, guy?

vajoina by Barry Robertson May 2, 2004

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026