Vajona

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If your friends name is Jon and acts like a pussy, He's a Vajona.

"Hey Jon want to go for a run?"

"Sorry I cant, Im doing Sauna Yoga after I harvest my garden."

"My God youre such a Vajona."

Vajona by Jimmy the toolbox August 17, 2012

Words you can keep

vajona

vagina but with pizzaz

Ugh, you're like a broken vagina. You're a vajona!

vajona by laviticus bitchicus February 10, 2019

Related Words

vajonas • Vajonathan • vajoina • vagona • Vajongo • Vatonage • vjona • vabona • Vadona • vadonacons

Vajoma

When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.

Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.

Vajoma by Faster Redhead January 21, 2016

Vatonage

To reawken light that has been submerged in darkness.

God is the only one that can vatonage the best.

Vatonage by Emily Jean Drago October 9, 2011

Vajonathan

A name for the female anatomy.

I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?

Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010

Vajongo

The act of playing bongo on your vaginal region

Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???

Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich

Vajongo by frootles February 7, 2012

vajoina

Originated from Baseketball when Coop (Trey Parker) when his team was playing the gay team.

Then later, little Joey (the cancer boy) asks what it is.

Coop: Vajoina! releases Squeak as Watson misses his shot. Boos from the fans and the cheerleaders as an ump comes in and throws down a flag on the play Uh... No, that wasn't a gay joke, that was an Australian joke. Aw, aww!

Joey: Wow. I watched all your road games. Your psych-outs are the best.
Coop: Thanks dude. Hehuh...
Joey: Coop, what's a vajoina?
Coop: Uh... So uh, what seems to be the problem... with you, guy?

vajoina by Barry Robertson May 2, 2004

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026