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vagina but with pizzaz
Ugh, you're like a broken vagina. You're a vajona!
vajona by laviticus bitchicus February 10, 2019
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When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.
Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.
Vajoma by Faster Redhead January 21, 2016

Vatonage 

To reawken light that has been submerged in darkness.
God is the only one that can vatonage the best.
Vatonage by Emily Jean Drago October 9, 2011

Vajonathan 

A name for the female anatomy.
I just wanna punch you in the vajonathan right now, will you accept?
Vajonathan by Gabrielephant May 3, 2010
The act of playing bongo on your vaginal region
Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???

Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich
Vajongo by frootles February 7, 2012
Originated from Baseketball when Coop (Trey Parker) when his team was playing the gay team.

Then later, little Joey (the cancer boy) asks what it is.
Coop: Vajoina! releases Squeak as Watson misses his shot. Boos from the fans and the cheerleaders as an ump comes in and throws down a flag on the play Uh... No, that wasn't a gay joke, that was an Australian joke. Aw, aww!



Joey: Wow. I watched all your road games. Your psych-outs are the best.
Coop: Thanks dude. Hehuh...
Joey: Coop, what's a vajoina?
Coop: Uh... So uh, what seems to be the problem... with you, guy?
vajoina by Barry Robertson May 2, 2004
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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