Pejorative synonym for the genre of so-called "smooth jazz," or "easy-listening jazz" often encountered in office settings, elevators and community-sponsored "Jazzfests." Derived from the combination of "vagina" with "jazz." Music intended to soothe the listener, but inevitably causing paradoxical anger in most.

"I was stuck in the dentist's chair for an hour listening to the worst vajazz I've ever heard."

vajazz by Tom McLean October 7, 2007

Related Words

Vajazzle • Vajazzled • vajazzling • vajazz • Vajazzberry • Vajazzercise • Vajazzhole • Vajazzile • Vajazzilingus • vajazzing

vajazzling

The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.

Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn't enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.

"Did you see that chick's crotch crystals? They're vajazzling!"

vajazzling by L0 January 13, 2010

vajazzing

Vajazzing is to decorate your cleanly shaved female reproductive organs with diamonds and pearls in pretty patterns.

I heard Jeniffer Love Hewitt is vajazzed right now, so now I absolutely must try this vajazzing thing Ive been hearing so much about!

vajazzing by DashingDoyle March 16, 2010

Vajazzled

a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design

"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"

Vajazzled by completely bare ™ February 24, 2010

Vajazzile

To get a brazillian wax then adorn your cooty with stick on gems

Her snatch looks pretty now that its vajazziled! Look at it sparkle!

Vajazzile by Sonny Black Monster March 2, 2010

Vajazzler

When one applied crystals to their bakini area, similar to bedazzling pants.

Man: Damn that's a sparkling crotch!

Woman: Yes, I am a vajazzler!

Vajazzler by thefabrication88 February 27, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026