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vajazzling 

The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.
Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn't enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.

"Did you see that chick's crotch crystals? They're vajazzling!"
vajazzling by L0 January 13, 2010

vajazzing 

Vajazzing is to decorate your cleanly shaved female reproductive organs with diamonds and pearls in pretty patterns.
I heard Jeniffer Love Hewitt is vajazzed right now, so now I absolutely must try this vajazzing thing Ive been hearing so much about!
vajazzing by DashingDoyle March 16, 2010

Vajazzled 

a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design
"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"
Vajazzled by completely bare ™ February 24, 2010

Vajazzler 

When one applied crystals to their bakini area, similar to bedazzling pants.
Man: Damn that's a sparkling crotch!

Woman: Yes, I am a vajazzler!
Vajazzler by thefabrication88 February 27, 2010

Vajizzle 

Last night Christine vajizzled all over my balls! What a night!!
Vajizzle by cst174 October 25, 2010

Vagazzle 

The act of bedazzling your vagina (blinging your beaver), per the instructions of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Lopez Show.
To really get someone's attention, you can color-coordinate your Vagazzle to your outfit.
Vagazzle by Moutain Moose January 13, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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