Vajazz

The best frickin' way to refer to the vagina!

Man with pepperoni tits: Man that girl has a sexy vajazz!
Big guy: hell yeah she does!

by Sexytits43 June 9, 2011

vajazz

Pejorative synonym for the genre of so-called "smooth jazz," or "easy-listening jazz" often encountered in office settings, elevators and community-sponsored "Jazzfests." Derived from the combination of "vagina" with "jazz." Music intended to soothe the listener, but inevitably causing paradoxical anger in most.

"I was stuck in the dentist's chair for an hour listening to the worst vajazz I've ever heard."

by Tom McLean October 7, 2007

vajazzling

The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.

Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn't enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.

"Did you see that chick's crotch crystals? They're vajazzling!"

by L0 January 13, 2010

vajazzing

Vajazzing is to decorate your cleanly shaved female reproductive organs with diamonds and pearls in pretty patterns.

I heard Jeniffer Love Hewitt is vajazzed right now, so now I absolutely must try this vajazzing thing Ive been hearing so much about!

by DashingDoyle March 16, 2010

Vajazzled

a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design

"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"

by completely bare ™ February 24, 2010

Vajazzile

To get a brazillian wax then adorn your cooty with stick on gems

Her snatch looks pretty now that its vajazziled! Look at it sparkle!

by Sonny Black Monster March 2, 2010

Vajazzler

When one applied crystals to their bakini area, similar to bedazzling pants.

Man: Damn that's a sparkling crotch!

Woman: Yes, I am a vajazzler!

by thefabrication88 February 27, 2010