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An instrument used to pry open a tight vagina prior to intercourse.
Baby you are to big to fit inside me, you better use the vagorn.
Vagorn by Dirty Joma January 5, 2009
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vagarnia 

The women's restroom or any domain that is off limits to males. Reference to the magical world of Narnia from the popular CS Lewis series "The Chronicles of Narnia".
The Men's room was full so I braved the mystical world of Vagarnia.
vagarnia by BBM January 30, 2008
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A photograph or video that displays electronic cigarette gear and cloud production in a desirable fashion.

Gear may often be displayed neatly across wood grain or marble surfaces with Instagram photo filters applied liberally. The user may also showcase their equipment next to micro-roasted cups of coffee, or pints of locally brewed beer.
"Birch Woodie, 63's Van Goghld, Muskoka's Winter Bread! #canadianflavors #vaporn #instagood"
Vaporn by VapeDaddy February 4, 2014
you just misspelled valorant you fool
valornt
valornt by doritosquid January 11, 2021
Vagrond was a security officer aboard the USS Knight e-mail sim. He was a Gorn or some other kind of big reptile and he wore this gold robe. His RPs tended to be violent and every week he'd do a "weekend update" where he made fun of the other characters. Good times.
Vagrond shot him dead.
Vagrond by Ben Braxton March 26, 2003
Vagrond is a giant space lizard (or GSL) from parts unknown. He is most known for his immense strength and heavy alcholism. When he is not drinking he tends to be sarcastic and go in adventures through time or something like that.
Vagrond throws the midget through the windown.
Vagrond by Ross Keebler March 26, 2003
Austrailian word for Vagina
Ello Mate! Oim gonna give that Vagoina a good rootin then sit back an play ya a diddy awn me diggerydoo
Vagoina by Cockadile hunter October 17, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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