Vagitache

Pubic hair surrounding female genitals. Derived from "vagina" and "moustache".

A brazillian - what sort of funky vagitache is that?

by Wilhelm Jagg February 4, 2010

vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

by godlikesme December 24, 2014

vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

vagitable

Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

by Chelicopter October 21, 2010

vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

vagtache

Hair grown around the vagina in the shape of a moustache

Man - What's that meant to be growing around your vagina?

Woman - That's my handle bar vagtache

by Grnzook March 1, 2009

vagiface

If you happen to experience the rare sighting of the ever so elusive perfectly shaped -albeit somewhat ginger- face beard of an Alaskan fisherman from Texas....my friends...that is the Vagiface.

VAJ.UH.FACE.

"It's ok I'm sure it's very appealing! It is most definitely better then my Vag of a face. Vagiface."

"Vagiface?"

"Yes. Vagiface for short."

"Vagiface. Yes. I aprove! Ill go add it to Urban Dictionary...post haste!"

by WhipperSnapper December 3, 2016