Vaginamazon

When a ladies pubic hair becomes unbearably overgrown, thus resembling the amazon (or any dense forest/jungle region)

"Baby if you plan on staying for dinner and some good loving tonight you need to do 2 things to prepare for both. #1: take whatever you want to eat out of the freezer to defrost. #2: Perform some deforestation on that Vaginamazon you seem to have developed"

by illestrader November 18, 2014

vaginamoney

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

vaginamony

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

by MattOly May 13, 2005

vaginamony

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.

Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.

by coder April 18, 2005

vaginaman

when a guy tucks his cock and balls between his legs, making it look like he's got just a bush

That was kinda gross in The Silence of the Lambs when Buffalo Bill did the vaginaman.

by Eduardo Lopeze July 5, 2005

Vaginaman

Related to the words penisman and peniswoman, this word is always serious. One NEVER uses this seriously. If you are called a vaginaman, you should really reconsider your lifestyle....seriously.

Pronounced: Vu-jine-uh-min

Let's leave, that damn vaginaman doesn't wanna drink.

Hey vaginaman, lemme know when you get your balls back!

Holy shit dude. That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard. You are a damn vaginaman...and we're not friends.

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

Vaginamones

When a man makes you smell certain way when you have sex

When I had sex with Dwayne I had different vaginamones

by The girl who shouldn’t talk November 5, 2018