Vaginal hat 

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

Vaginal hat by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

Vagina Hat 

An excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women's hat.

Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"

Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."

Vagina Hat by Cantorum November 8, 2009

Vagina hat 

The beef curtains are so big you pull them down your head to make a hat

Her beef curtains were so big I made a vagina hat out of it.

Vagina hat by SkyyJohnFan July 7, 2011

vagina hat 

similar to ass hat, only instead of having your head up one's ass, it's up one's vag hole

a vagina hat is someone who should pull their head out of their vagina and grow a pair

vagina hat by thexfunnyxman August 21, 2008

Vagina Cake Hat 

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

Vagina Cake Hat by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010

Fagasauris Vaginalhaterrex 

The newest gender classification for the ultimate fags. The faggiest of the fag queens of fag kindgom. The Hitler of the faggot community. Like the mega hole for all homo cocks!

Joe is a Fagasauris Vaginalhaterrex, so Nate quickly ran to the nearest vagfest he could find.

Fagasauris Vaginalhaterrex by TheConeofCones July 19, 2010

vaginalate 

~when a woman rapes a man by shoving a dildo up his ass
~ to get owned

~vaginalation is terrible
~you just got vaginaleted Mofo!

vaginalate

vaginalate by blu3hat January 26, 2011