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Vaginal Cheese Crust 

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.
Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .
Vaginal Cheese Crust by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017

vaginal cream cheese 

A delicate, creamy discharge of the vagina with an extraordinary bouquet - just a hint of fish.
Fragrant, yet delicious. Alluring. Think smoked salmon and creme cheese club sandwich.

vaginal carrot cheese 

When a woman is fucked vaginally with a carrot and a piece of the carrot breaks off in the vagina and she later excretes a mushy chunk in a fermented lump, after an extended period of time.
Susan farted out her vaginal carrot cheese while preparing for a night of clubbing then fucking. She then proceeded to scooped it up and eat it off of a cracker while sipping some red wine.
vaginal carrot cheese by Timothy August 3, 2004

vagina cheese 

clumpyness of secretions from the pussy when not kept clean or trimmed.
bitch get yo' vagina cheese out my face
vagina cheese by kn33nah January 29, 2003

vagina cheese 

the white clumpy goo that hang from a hairy twat that isn't cleaned sufficiently after taking a dump.
that chick was rad, except when I took her panties off she hand some vagina cheese that needed a steak knife to get off

Vagina Cheese 

A cheese created by leaving helpings of skim milk in a dead girls vagina.
Wow Ashton sure does make a tasty vagina cheese samwich
Vagina Cheese by Alexis-Kaci January 18, 2009
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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