Vagina-bug 

"Vagina-bugs" is another term of endearment for your son or daughter, or any youth that might cross your path.... If they are treated like the animals they are, they won't be civil or friendly towards anyone ever.... These are the worst ones.... They must be kept in a small, tightly closed wire or steel bar cage until they calm. If one or more of the "V.B" congregate or gather, the only way to successfully eliminate their colony is to spray with a mixture of pesticides and melatonin....

Congratulations on the birth of your beautiful vagina-bug!

Vagina-bug by Crispyshelbycake July 1, 2022

Vaginabutthole 

Adjective
1. When your vagina and anus are connected in a way that you could reach right through.

Noun
2. When you open your butt cheeks and instead of a normal anus, there is both an anus and vagina.

1. She was tired of all the Vaginabuttholes in math class so she switched out.

2. He had checked before, but now, when spread his butt cheeks, he had found a Vaginabutthole.

Vaginabutthole by Vbutt0 March 27, 2017

vaginabutt 

A term sometimes used in prison, or any situation involving involuntary butt sex. It can also be used when describing the corn hole of a friend, relative, girlfriend, neighbor, dog.

ex. 1
man 1- So how did you get in prison?
man 2- Shut up n' bend ova now..I'mma make a vaginabutt outta you...good sir.
man 1- AAAHHHH!

ex. 2
man 1- So, how was Cindy in bed?
man 2- Hot balls bro, the only thing is..her vagina and her butt looked similar. I couldn't tell the difference so..I just chose one and..well the rest is history.
man 1- We here in Kentucky call that a vaginabutt.
man 2- I shall refer to it as such, from now on.

vaginabutt by Krankenstineburg March 10, 2010

vaginabuns 

1.anatomically correct baked goods
2.acceptable form of closing to any correspondence and/or conversation

1. Dude. Did you see that Jewel commercial this morning? They're selling vaginabuns!

2. You guys are right! Moizo Sandwiches ARE the best kind!
Vaginabuns,
Isai.

vaginabuns by Lisch December 29, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019