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Vagina-bug 

"Vagina-bugs" is another term of endearment for your son or daughter, or any youth that might cross your path.... If they are treated like the animals they are, they won't be civil or friendly towards anyone ever.... These are the worst ones.... They must be kept in a small, tightly closed wire or steel bar cage until they calm. If one or more of the "V.B" congregate or gather, the only way to successfully eliminate their colony is to spray with a mixture of pesticides and melatonin....
Congratulations on the birth of your beautiful vagina-bug!
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Vaginabutthole 

Adjective
1. When your vagina and anus are connected in a way that you could reach right through.

Noun
2. When you open your butt cheeks and instead of a normal anus, there is both an anus and vagina.
1. She was tired of all the Vaginabuttholes in math class so she switched out.

2. He had checked before, but now, when spread his butt cheeks, he had found a Vaginabutthole.
Vaginabutthole by Vbutt0 March 27, 2017

vaginabutt 

A term sometimes used in prison, or any situation involving involuntary butt sex. It can also be used when describing the corn hole of a friend, relative, girlfriend, neighbor, dog.
ex. 1
man 1- So how did you get in prison?
man 2- Shut up n' bend ova now..I'mma make a vaginabutt outta you...good sir.
man 1- AAAHHHH!

ex. 2
man 1- So, how was Cindy in bed?
man 2- Hot balls bro, the only thing is..her vagina and her butt looked similar. I couldn't tell the difference so..I just chose one and..well the rest is history.
man 1- We here in Kentucky call that a vaginabutt.
man 2- I shall refer to it as such, from now on.
vaginabutt by Krankenstineburg March 10, 2010

vaginabuns 

1.anatomically correct baked goods
2.acceptable form of closing to any correspondence and/or conversation
1. Dude. Did you see that Jewel commercial this morning? They're selling vaginabuns!

2. You guys are right! Moizo Sandwiches ARE the best kind!
Vaginabuns,
Isai.
vaginabuns by Lisch December 29, 2007
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