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vagina cheese 

the white clumpy goo that hang from a hairy twat that isn't cleaned sufficiently after taking a dump.
that chick was rad, except when I took her panties off she hand some vagina cheese that needed a steak knife to get off

Vagina Cheese 

A cheese created by leaving helpings of skim milk in a dead girls vagina.
Wow Ashton sure does make a tasty vagina cheese samwich
Vagina Cheese by Alexis-Kaci January 18, 2009

grilled cheese vagina 

A vagina that, when peeled opened, is like peeling apart a fresh grilled-cheese sandwich.
Damn that old lady is nasty...I'll bet shes got a grilled cheese vagina...

vaginal cheese

Vaginal discharge that is thick and white (like cottage cheese),or milky white/grey discharge. (May have a strong fishy odor.)
Janice: Hey Glenda, I have to talk to you about something. Lately I've had these chunky white secretions from my vagina.
Glenda: Oh, don't worry Janice. That's just vaginal cheese.

Vaginal Cheese Crust 

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.
Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .
Vaginal Cheese Crust by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017

vaginal cream cheese 

A delicate, creamy discharge of the vagina with an extraordinary bouquet - just a hint of fish.
Fragrant, yet delicious. Alluring. Think smoked salmon and creme cheese club sandwich.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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