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Vagina Poo

The shit that comes outa your vag
bro did something come out your vag last night?
ya vagina poo
Vagina Poo by Brett Milla May 24, 2009
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poo vagina

A vagina smelling as if someone shit in it or tastes like shit. This usually happens when the female has just took a shit or she is the town bicycle.
"Damn man that chick at the bar last night was a poo vagina for real!"
poo vagina by Assapopalis May 19, 2008

Poo Vagina

When a woman wipes back to front to expose her genitals to fecal matter, so when a man goes down expecting a fish fillet he’ll only to come up with a sloppy joe.
That woman’s poo vagina smells like shit.
Poo Vagina by Mystical_Voodoo April 25, 2021

poo-poo vagina 

When a woman wipes her butt back to front after a poo, thereby wiping feces into her vagina, giving her poo-poo vagina.
Dude 1: Ah shit dude, I went down on this girl and she had a case of the poo-poo vagina.
Dude 2: poo-poo vagina's the worst!
poo-poo vagina by The Poop Monster December 4, 2013

poo-stained vagina 

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.
I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
poo-stained vagina by homoguytom October 16, 2012

Vagina pool 

When a lady is formally sitting with legs reclined and proceeds to spill a drink in her lap causing the necessary squeezing of her legs to prevent penetration of liquids to the seating surface beneath.
I almost spilled my wine on the couch but my vagina pool saved the day.

rose reservoir
Vagina pool by mcjohnzy October 1, 2017

Vagina poop 

another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring
Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever
Person 2: Sucks to be you :-P
Vagina poop by Govindaaaa July 29, 2009
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