Sexy Hobo

A Sexy Hobo is a homeless man who might not have any money, but he can show you a real good time in his box.

I am a ugly virgin so I fucked a Sexy Hobo in his box, but he also got me hooked on crystal meth.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 02, 2020

Beef Squash

A combination of Sasquatch with a cheeseburger.

Who ever came up with beef squash was high as fuck.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 02, 2020

Poo Vagina

When a woman wipes back to front to expose her genitals to fecal matter, so when a man goes down expecting a fish fillet he’ll only to come up with a sloppy joe.

That woman’s poo vagina smells like shit.

by Mystical_Voodoo April 25, 2021

Rank Diarrhea

Diarrhea that is so disgusting, so repulsive, so foul, and rank that it should be left to the imagination.

Cleaning the rank diarrhea out of my toilet was harder than cleaning the seamen out of my fleshlight.

by Mystical_Voodoo October 29, 2020

Super Spreader

A Super Spreader is a person (mostly children) who has the COVID-19 virus and goes out to have fun.

Look at that Super Spreader over there on that swing set. He’s having fun without a care in the world about the pandemic.

by Mystical_Voodoo November 02, 2020

Slutty Mom

A mom who knows the whole neighborhood off the palm of her hand, literally.

I slept with your slutty mom

by Mystical_Voodoo October 29, 2020