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vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

vaginamony 

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.
Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!
vaginamony by MattOly May 13, 2005

vaginamony 

Paying money for a vagina you no longer have access to. It's like selling your car and having to still paying the insurance even though someone else is driving it now.
Because the man worked hard and his wife was lazy, he got sick of it and left her. Now she won't need a job for years because she can live comfortably off vaginamony.
vaginamony by coder April 18, 2005

vaginaopolis 

A word you spell to let your friends know that you are safe and out of harms way.
"Timmy, if you're safe spell vaginaopolis!!!
vaginaopolis by Suchandsuch Stevens December 2, 2007

Vaginacopter 

Vaginacopter is mainly a mini portable hellicopter for the use of a Vagina. Another common use of this word is a most intresting move used in sexual intercourse were a woman positions her self with her Vagina on the head of her partner and spins around in a circular motion
Joe: Did you see the new Vaginacopter i want to try it out!
Vaginacopter by Urfavpositition December 8, 2009

vaginamouth 

When someone's mouth has been used so much is represents a large, flappy vagina. Picture two pieces of sliced turkey. Flapping everywhere. Getting gravy all over your mouth. vaginamouth.
Wow, that girl sure has a vaginamouth...
vaginamouth by d0ctor June 22, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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