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Vagina Hoe 

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).
Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.
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Vaginaholic 

1. One who has an insatiable appetite for the female genitalia. 2. The condition of a habit relating to vagina 3. One who needs vagina very frequently and in large amounts.

Habits include but not limited to: fucking, licking, poking, pinching, punching, tasting, testing, tickling, sucking, downloading, and looking at vagina.
My name is Sean H. and I am a vaginaholic.
Vaginaholic by SeanH September 21, 2007

vaginahead 

When someone's being an idiot or moron. Also, if someone is being annoying.
"Dude, shut up. You're such a vaginahead!"
vaginahead by Ariana April 4, 2005

vaginatoe 

what a camel sees when it looks down an its foot.
what a camel says.....o m g! i have a vaginatoe!
vaginatoe by clamman2 October 5, 2012

vaginahead 

1: a vain woman, feminist term
She's such a vaginahead, looking at herself in the mirror so much...
vaginahead by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004

vaginahole 

the business section of a vagina
any man can tell you how confusing a womans genital layout can get.
the vagina consists of all kinds red herrings , flaps that lead nowhere , folds of skin that reveal nothing and even the mythical "clitoris"
vaginahole is the only useful part of the whole vagina
"goddam that vaginahole was loose. you need a vaginahole retread baby!"
vaginahole by dave namegah October 17, 2008

vaginahead finger 

A finger that looks like a head that looks like a vagina.
Person 1:"Wow his finger looks like a vagina and a head all in one."
Person 2:"Indeed, lets call it a vaginahead finger!"