Vagicotti

A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel

"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

vagictim

Defined as to be a victim of someone’s vagina assault. Like Vag attack. “ watch out!! That Vag is on the loose”👊🏻 She is a man eater🌭
Come out come out, wherever you are.....

I got my pecker spray, I won’t be a vagictim ever again!!!

by Dracrika May 16, 2018

vagicitis

n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness

"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."

by King me. bitch December 19, 2008

Vagicautious

A female who is discerning about having sex. A woman who has high sexual standards.

You'll never get her in bed... She's too Vagicautious.

by Scottglick March 8, 2012

vagication

When a women is taking time off from having sex.

I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!

by p mammen August 2, 2009

Vagcottack

1. (n) Something or someone that is irresistible to many females.
2. (n) The act of multiple females fawning over something or someone they are attracted to.

"Whoa- that is one gorgeous man."
- "I know- that guy is a serious vagcottack waiting to happen."

by scrbbl November 22, 2011

vagconti

vaginal contact

after 20 seconds of vagconti i busted all over my new girlfriend. KTK

by jackblack101 December 23, 2009