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Vagitine 

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.
CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.
Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011

Vagitative 

Vag-i-ta-tive, adjective

Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse
After washing my cock in the sink and returning to bed, I fell into a vagitative state.
Vagitative by rom2k April 15, 2014
The dip beneath the folds on the top of a womans vagina.
I'm going to go cliff diving with my tongue in your vagicove.
Vagicove by Captain Chase May 19, 2008

vagictim 

Defined as to be a victim of someone’s vagina assault. Like Vag attack. “ watch out!! That Vag is on the loose”👊🏻 She is a man eater🌭
Come out come out, wherever you are.....
I got my pecker spray, I won’t be a vagictim ever again!!!
vagictim by Dracrika May 16, 2018

Vagicide 

Dogg, you committed vagicide on that girl!
Vagicide by thenakedlady March 24, 2009

VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
VAGINTINES DAY by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010