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Vagetarian
Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.
Vagetarian by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009
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vagentacles
The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
Vagetarian
Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles.
Thomas became a vagetarian, in order to improve his lifestyle and increase his chances of receiving falatio.
Vagetarian by Mr. Fuel March 28, 2007
VaJetta
A derogatory term used to describe a friends Volkswagon Jetta when said friend trades in a masculine vehicle for this feminant automobile selection. The term combines the words vagina and Jetta, implying that the driver no longer posesses testicles.
VaJetta by tundradriver June 30, 2011
vagetarian
A vagetarian is somebody who only eats vaginas! See Bull Dyke, Rugmunchers, Lesbians or Pussywillows.
Vag-et-ar-ian = Vagina shorterned with vegeterian.
Vag-et-ar-ian = Vagina shorterned with vegeterian.
"Oh did you hear Lara is now a vagetarian?"
"Oh really?" "Well I must give her a call and ask her if she wants to eat out some time?"
"Oh really?" "Well I must give her a call and ask her if she wants to eat out some time?"
vagetarian by MilkyMoon777@Hotmail.com September 12, 2006
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.