Vagetated

To irritate a women so bad it gives her pain in the vagina

My mom was Vagetated because I was annoyed her.

by Vagetated July 31, 2016

vegetate

To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out

Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

by godlikesme December 24, 2014

vegetate

to relax to the point of killing brain cells, thus becoming more of a vegetable.

i just haven't been relaxing enough lately, so i need to vegetate harder.

by chuckybubbles September 11, 2011

vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

vagected

(v) female version of a cockblock
also: vagection

Mary: Did you get with Chris last night?
Kim: No, Tanya was there all night...i totally got vagected.

by risa1068 April 23, 2009