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Vagepire 

Someone who eats out a vagina after they have popped the cherry or while the girl is on her period and it is bleeding.
Josh: Dude i ate her out.
Craig: Holy shit man. She was bleeding. You are a vagepire!
Vagepire by MO7013 November 17, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
a person who takes sexual pleasure from drinking menstrual blood
The vagpire steeped the used tampon in his cup, like a fine tea.
vagpire by Mutha Fuckin Bawb August 18, 2008
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A type of vampire that solely lives off of period blood. AKA Vampon
"I hear their menstruation attracts Vagpires" "You hear that?! Now you're endangering the whole office!"
Vagpire by pandQ March 24, 2010
a lot like a vampire. but with vaginas. but instead of going after necks they got for well you know.
Don't go out alone at night! There's vagpires afoot!
vagpire by mama mills May 2, 2008

VAGIPIRE 

A man or woman addicted to oral sex.
My ex-wife used to cal me a vagipire because I would suck-up all of her juices when eatin' her mango!
VAGIPIRE by alothbear August 4, 2007

Vadgepire 

one who eats the pussy of a female on her menstrual cycle
DUDE! Why do I have blood on my face?!

You totally vadgepired that chick last night. She was on the rag....
A man that enjoys eating bloody vagina.
The dude is a vagpire, he went down on me during the time of the month.
Vagpire by stormchaser123 January 19, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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