vagpire

a person who takes sexual pleasure from drinking menstrual blood

The vagpire steeped the used tampon in his cup, like a fine tea.

vagpire by Mutha Fuckin Bawb August 18, 2008

Vagpire

A type of vampire that solely lives off of period blood. AKA Vampon

"I hear their menstruation attracts Vagpires" "You hear that?! Now you're endangering the whole office!"

Vagpire by pandQ March 24, 2010

vagpire

a lot like a vampire. but with vaginas. but instead of going after necks they got for well you know.

Don't go out alone at night! There's vagpires afoot!

vagpire by mama mills May 2, 2008

Vagpire

A man that enjoys eating bloody vagina.

The dude is a vagpire, he went down on me during the time of the month.

Vagpire by stormchaser123 January 19, 2018

Qi Vampire 

1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.

My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!

Qi Vampire by Phuqit January 25, 2010

Value Vampire 

Value Vampire - A person who when present, sucks all of the value out of a room.

Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.

When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.

Value Vampire by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Dick rider in the House of vampires by C. MURDER September 20, 2021